y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

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reblog if u ugly af and u admit it and accept it #2K14

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

queerlava:

all i want in life is to look hot when i laugh

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sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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